Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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