You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Buhtt sex?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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