haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
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