I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
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He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
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