Umm I'm too high to move.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
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His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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