i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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