I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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