Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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