Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches