Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
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What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!