im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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