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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Yeah, where have you been?

  (407): View more from Florida

  Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.

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• (209): View more from California

  she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.

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• (925): View more from California

  I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches

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