Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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