Soap is not a condiment
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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