he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
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