i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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