Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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