I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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