accomplished twins. life is a go
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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