There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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