I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
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I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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