Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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