You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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