Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
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