well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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