did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
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We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
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And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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