My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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