He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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