she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Fuck appropriateness.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Randomize
