I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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