My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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