Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Randomize
