Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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