His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
This is the prime rib incident all over again
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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