I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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