that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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