I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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