okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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