The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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