Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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