Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
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No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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