I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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