And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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