And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
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We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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