two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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