She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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