Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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