I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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