i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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