I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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