Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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