Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
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They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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