Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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go home
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
ok first of all what the fuck
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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