I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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