with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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