smell my finger.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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