im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
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Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
i out mim tonsoeep
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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